Kyoo 124

Sidekick has a habit of keeping texts from ages back and she started sharing some that I've sent her. I thought I'd share some of the funnier/more random ones. Don't try to understand them. Just appreciate the memories we have.

March 5, 2008 11:21 a.m.
"Oh. My. Heck. I don't know what my stomach is doing but I do not feel good about it."

March 5, 2008 6:40 p.m.
"Are you still lying on the floor dying? Do you want to go to the MC and get some pizza or something?"

March 14, 2008 1:58 p.m.
"Radio station 100.5 is playing Star Wars all day. It's pretty sweet."

March 22, 2008 8:54 p.m.
"I have an idea for next Saturday. Lets wake up, have someone drive us out 26.2 miles & then just mile it back home. Think of how good we'd sleep!"

March 24, 2008 3:24 p.m.
"The email being down is killing me! What am I supposed to do? Work?"

April 2, 2008 6:45 p.m.
"Ok. Sounds good. Start shooting them if they don't stop in five. I'll be your cover story."

April 10, 2008 6:30 p.m.
"I bought you something at DI......with your money. It's cool."

April 11, 2008 5:21 p.m.
"I found my wallet. Don't ask where. Do not reply. Have fun!"

April 15, 2008 12:34 p.m.
"The girl sitting next to me is eating an estrogen bar. I want to puke. Does she know what she's eating?!?"

April 15, 2008 2:19 p.m.
"My teacher brought a water gun to keep us awake. Crap. Did you get my taxes mailed? You should respond to this text."

April 25, 2008 6:30 p.m.
"If you're ever starving on campus and are tempted to buy magic pieces - don't! They are not so magical..."

April 25, 2008 6:35 p.m.
"Both - maybe leaning towards the procrastinating side. And I'm going to plant those magic pieces. See what happens. Maybe a plant to some place warm will grow."

April 27, 2008 9:22 a.m.
"I know. Sooner or later I'm going to actually have to talk to someone on my tour. I've avoided it so far."

May 26, 2008 8:18 p.m.
"Kyooyoo has just landed stateside. I'm back!"

May 27, 2008 5:59 p.m.
"I totally should have taken Harold on tour. He could have been my second carry on! How cool would it be to send him through security?!?"

June 5, 2008 10:19 a.m.
"I almost sent an email to a couple people with a typo - $#!7 instead of sit. Yikes!"

June 8, 2008 1:57 p.m.
"I can't breathe. The most attractive man I've ever seen in my life just sat in front of me. And he's wearing his Air Force uniform. Hot."

June 8, 2008 4:33 p.m.
"So.......... much.... .estrogen........ in....... this......... room........ suffocating......... dying.......... I'm......... dying......... not........ much........ longer........."

June 15, 2008 2:54 p.m.
"Someone's Office ring tone just went off in Sacrament meeting. It was awesome."

June 22, 2008 4:48 p.m.
"I just busted up laughing during Relief Society cause I got this picture of you in focus mode on your bike ready to rescue the 'dead' participants."

July 7, 2008 1:22 p.m.
"I hope you've realized that it's July and what that means...Christmas songs all month long."

July 25, 2008 3:57 p.m.
"I'm glad you're having an equally good time. I just made a fool of myself in front of two vice presidents over the company. At least your dorkiness isn't influencing your career yet..."

July 30, 2008 12:42 p.m.
"My Nalgene bottle smells like rotten cheese. And I'm still drinking out of it. Thought you'd like a visual. Wash it? Come on. How often do you wash your Nalgene? It's building immunity. Very important."

August 15, 2008 10:43 a.m.
"Did you know that google has an option to get walking directions? It's about 32 days from here to Portland. Too much fun!"

August 17, 2008 2:29 p.m.
"Awesomely long. I've fallen asleep once already. My thoughts keep drifting to Michael Phelps..."

And that's all for now.

Have a great day :)