Kyooyoo's Lockeroom Etiquette
- First and foremost! When there are 20 showers and only one of them is in use, you use one of the 16 showers that are not adjoining the one in use! Preferably, you get as far away from the shower in use as possible. On no condition do you use the shower right next to the one already in use, especially if the shower-user has clothing and/or towels draped over the side into that shower. Pick another shower! Personal space demands respect.
- If there is a person who has obviously just stepped out of the pool (i.e. soaking wet, wrapped in a towel, and shivering uncontrollably) and is waiting patiently to request their locker key from the basket room attendees (which takes all of 2 seconds) you do not step in front of them in your warm, dry clothes to take care of your own business! Especially if they were there before you.
- If you are an older lady or have wrinkled flesh of any kind. Heck, lets not put stipulations on this, everyone should follow this advice. If you are clothing yourself after showering and have the confidence to bare all in front of total strangers (who are all relatively clothed) then you should dress yourself as quickly as possible covering ALL the essentials first and foremost. On no condition would you stand there and lather lotion on your body for 5 minutes, partially pack your bag, text a few friends on your phone, but your bra and shirt on, and then, 15 minutes after exposing yourself, decided to put your underwear on! Especially if there are people 2 feet away from you trying with all there might not to accidentally glance in the wrong direction.
- Last but not least, be an adult! Kids in elementary school hide behind their hands while whispering to their peers and giggling. It just looks bad in a locker room. Unless you're trying to pull off that 10-year-old allure. I'm impressed. Oh, and this especially shouldn't be done in the direction of someone noticeably bigger and stronger than you.
Have a great day :)
1 comment:
Will you please write a book someday? I was busting up reading this. Like real out loud audible laughing. Ah, good stuff.
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