Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Kyoo 88

I think I need to buy toilet paper.

This is what transpired just minutes ago:

Upon being informed that we were out of toilet paper, I took a brief jaunt to the bathroom to confirm the report. After verifying the report, I began a little stroll around the house and found myself analyzing various items for their use as toilet paper. This was the consensus:

  • Towels - Gross! They do not get washed often enough as it is.
  • Plastic grocery bags - Ummmmmmm, probably not the most absorbent option.
  • Cereal boxes - Too much chaffing potential. Sharp corners also undesirable.
  • Paper grocery bags - Definitely a possibility. Kind of scratchy but manageable if no other options present themselves.
  • Wrappers in trash - If sanitation means nothing, yes. Doable.
  • Dryer sheets - Relatively soft, scented, and would probably mask farts.
So, as I was thinking that the dryer sheets were going to be my best option (we are also out of napkins and paper towels) Snickers informs me that she has a secret stash of paper towels underneath her bed.

I love that girl. Now I need a secret stash of TP so I don't have to walk around the house trying to find the best substitute!

Let this be a lesson for all. If you have any other ideas of possible toilet paper substitutes, I would love to hear them.

And again......

Have a great day :)


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha!!!!! I'm still laughing hysterically at our dryer sheets conversation last night. Apparently it wasn't one of those "only funny in the middle of the night when you're sleep deprived" moments.