Kyoo 88

I think I need to buy toilet paper.

This is what transpired just minutes ago:

Upon being informed that we were out of toilet paper, I took a brief jaunt to the bathroom to confirm the report. After verifying the report, I began a little stroll around the house and found myself analyzing various items for their use as toilet paper. This was the consensus:

• Towels - Gross! They do not get washed often enough as it is.
• Plastic grocery bags - Ummmmmmm, probably not the most absorbent option.
• Cereal boxes - Too much chaffing potential. Sharp corners also undesirable.
• Paper grocery bags - Definitely a possibility. Kind of scratchy but manageable if no other options present themselves.
• Wrappers in trash - If sanitation means nothing, yes. Doable.
• Dryer sheets - Relatively soft, scented, and would probably mask farts.

So, as I was thinking that the dryer sheets were going to be my best option (we are also out of napkins and paper towels) Snickers informs me that she has a secret stash of paper towels underneath her bed.

I love that girl. Now I need a secret stash of TP so I don't have to walk around the house trying to find the best substitute!

Let this be a lesson for all. If you have any other ideas of possible toilet paper substitutes, I would love to hear them.

And again......

Have a great day :)