PLEASE DO NOT BEND - DIPLOMA ENCLOSED
Lets pretend you're a mailman. Lets pretend that you're holding a stiff, large envelope with those words printed in bold on the front. Lets pretend you have two options: 1) Painstakingly fold and shove the envelope into a tiny mailbox with ledges that scrape it into pieces or 2) Open one of the package mailboxes and neatly set it in one of them. Which would you do?
Me? I would probably take the easier route and throw it into one of the large boxes and enclose the key in the smaller box. I don't know, it just seems a lot less frustrating then shoving something into a smaller space than it should reside in.
But apparently the mailman likes a challenge. He sure did this one well.
And now I have a bent diploma.
Have a great day :)
2 comments:
Ahhhh, that's too bad! I'm sorry! Just tell people that you were in the jungle and came across a tiger and the only defense you had was the diploma that you had shipped to you in the little aboriginal village that you had passed a week ago. That should make it a lot more interesting!
Hahahahahahaha!!! The nerve!
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