Kyoo 28

Today is an absolutely gorgeous day. I'm trying to get all of my studying done early so I can go play all night outside. Which is why I'm blogging.....

Sunday was perfect. I got to sit in the beautiful Garden of Eden and stare off into the distance with my grandma while contemplating just how many llamas were on the horizon. The scene played as one you might expect to see in movies such as "Napoleon Dynamite" and "Nacho Libre". Imagine us sitting on the grass with big bowls of popcorn in our laps having the following to say:

Kyooyoo: "Whoa, you have llamas as neighbors!"

Grams: "Yes, they've been there a while. Don't you remember?"

Kyooyoo: "No." (short pause) "I only see one llama, weren't there two?"

Grams: "It looks like there might be one behind that one. His backside looks funny."

Kyooyoo: "I think he just has a funny backside. Like a hair pouf."

Grams: "Maybe he'll move. Then we can tell."

***Contemplative silence***

Grams: "You know, there is one sure way of finding out...."

Kyooyoo: "I'm not crossing that field, there could be snakes."

***More contemplative silence***

Kyooyoo: "What about that lump over there? I think that's the head of the other llama."

Grams: "You'd think you'd be able to see more of it though."

***Even more contemplative silence coupled with intense staring***

Kyooyoo: "I think it just moved."

Grams: "It is a little breezy out here."

Kyooyoo: "I swear that's the other llama."

Grams: "Speaking of llamas, do you want to cut down that branch for me?"

***This statement followed by Kyooyoo perched on the verge of death (aka ladder on a slope) trying to swing a rake to remove said branch, which had nothing to do with the llamas***

Just imagine it.

And then imagine me discovering my uvula during the drive home. What a weird little piece of flesh! I've decided that it's a good thing that we can't feel them.

Okay, it's back to work. Outside is calling my name.

Have a great day :)