Kyoo 15

How to be really annoying.

An excerpt of my favorites:

• Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing".
• Sing along at the opera.
• Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
• Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
• Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
• I've actually considered doing this one
• Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
• Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
• Sculpt your hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes.
• Calvin and Hobbes anyone?
• Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
• Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
• At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
• If it wasn't so darn expensive...............
• Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
• Light road flares on a birthday cake.

That's probably enough for now. Check back for more. I think they're hilarious. If you're ever bored, make your own fun....the results are only limited by your imagination.

It's not looking like the Josh concert is going to be a go. I could go by myself but where's the fun in that? Vacation will still be good though.

I went to a rodeo on Friday and the two-year-olds were more entertaining than the 22-year-olds. They strapped little kids sporting bright pink helmets onto the back of sheep and released them from the pen to sprint and buck around the arena. It was hilarious. The kids were so tiny and just hanging on like there was no tomorrow. Yes, it sounds inhumane but there were rodeo clowns running next to them.

Steffer and I competed in the chicken chase and were all hyped up to dive after a chicken but the boys forgot their manners and took over. Stupid boys.

It was a very good weekend but I better get back to my projects. And Snickers, I miss you! Come home to me soon and drive safe!

Have a great day :)